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I wish something exciting happened
I just want to go somewhere

*song pops into head*

Take me on a trip, i’d like to go some dayyyyyyy.
Take me to New York, I’d love to see LA.
I really want toooo come kick it with youuuuuu, would you be my American Boyyyy !!

Mum: I think I want to watch that series you were watching a few weeks ago
Me: Which one?
Mum: It was something like 'orphan is the new black'
Me: That's two separate shows
Mum: No
there was a one with dark hair in glasses that you thought was hot
and i'm pretty sure she was a lesbian
because she was going out with that blonde lady
Me: That still could be either show
Mum: I think there were clones
Me: There we go.
daizylemonade:

90’s Rugrats crop tops now available at www.etsy.com/shop/daizylemonade

Don’t see your size? Everything is made to order so message me before purchasing so I can make sure I have enough fabric left to make you a custom size

daizylemonade:

90’s Rugrats crop tops now available at www.etsy.com/shop/daizylemonade

Don’t see your size? Everything is made to order so message me before purchasing so I can make sure I have enough fabric left to make you a custom size

wishcandy:

"Tuning out" (the final version). 20 x 20 inches, watercolor and gouache. The "Heads will roll" group show will only be up until Tuesday, August 12th. Be sure to go check it out, and contact me or the gallery for purchase inquiries. 💖🌈✨

wishcandy:

"Tuning out" (the final version). 20 x 20 inches, watercolor and gouache. The "Heads will roll" group show will only be up until Tuesday, August 12th. Be sure to go check it out, and contact me or the gallery for purchase inquiries. 💖🌈✨

catsbeaversandducks:

10 Cats Who Were Supposed to Land on Their Feet

rftminges:

this is the weirdest job app i’ve ever filled out

rftminges:

this is the weirdest job app i’ve ever filled out

theedark-knight:

guibass:


ineffable-hufflepuff:

misandryevans:

babymarkers:

the-chocolate-chip-pancake:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

none pizza with left beef

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

ive missed you

#THIS IS MY FAVORITE FUCKING THING JUST THE BEEF#YOU COULD TELL THE POOR CHEF WAS JUST FUCKING#DISGUSTED#WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS#WHAT THE F U C K IS THIS#WHO THE FUCK ORDERS A#A /NONE/ PIZZA?? JUST BEEF ON THE LEFT???#FUCK IT#F U CK IT#JUST COOK THE FUCKING DOUGH#HERE LET ME THROW THIS FUCKING HANDFUL OF OBLONG BEEF CHUNKS AT YOUR NONE FUCKING PIZZA#FUCK YOU#FUCK YOU AND ALL YOU STAND FOR#LEFT FUCKING BEEF (via askscientistcarlos)

I love None Pizza with Left Beef.

Ten years into the future and I’ll still be laughing at this


Lmfaoo

illkim:

"You smoke?"

"Only recreationally"

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hagakura:

Ferguson police: We can’t release the autopsy report because that might bias future juries.

Ferguson police: *releases footage of Brown stealing from a store and having a physical confrontation with an employee*

Ferguson police: This event has absolutely nothing to do with why Brown was killed. It’s not important at all. It obviously isn’t meant as bias either.

Everyone else:

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theedark-knight:

bellamybelly:

uhttractive:

twerkjakeiscanon:

shattered—colors:

gifs-for-fun:

I installed it without directions…

I don’t know why I’m laughing so hard


oh my god same

put coloured bulbs in the lights and you’ve got your own little disco light set up


thusthecircleoflife

theedark-knight:

bellamybelly:

uhttractive:

twerkjakeiscanon:

shattered—colors:

gifs-for-fun:

I installed it without directions…

I don’t know why I’m laughing so hard

oh my god same

put coloured bulbs in the lights and you’ve got your own little disco light set up

thusthecircleoflife

mortem-et-necromantia:

Those lips…